I don’t know who comes up with these ridiculous holidays, but today is, apparently, Respect Your Cat Day, in addition to being a real thing like Easter Monday.
There is a fundamental flaw in this holiday and that is that the respecting is not mutual. I’m sure in the cat calendar, there is not a Respect Your Human Staff Day. If there were, there might be a day when they don’t decide to puke at 2 a.m. or don’t sit there staring the whole time you’re eating a meal or whatever.
I mean, look at this face of disdain.